Didn’t see this one coming….

Saturday 26th May rolled around and the local derby against fellow new entrants to the league, Chappel & Wakes Colne.  A late withdrawal of our lethal quickie, Gus Peters, had us more than a little worried about what damage to morale the all-conquering opponents might do to us.

Our fears were rapidly dispelled however thanks to (a) the skipper losing the toss (b) the early morning rain effect on the pitch & (c) the monotonous line & length of Mo, Daryl, & Russ.  When the last wicket went down in just the 35th over, our opponents had only made 76, and we were more than a little surprised, but it was credit to the whole team that great fielding performance had helped no end.  Russ Dawes starred with 4 wickets & 3 catches…which just about cancels out those 2 consecutive boundaries which went through his legs the previous week !  Special mention must also go to Cap’n Jack for being hauled off for bowling 2 beamers….but since he also picked up 2 rapid wickets, we’ll forgive.

Our next concern of the powerful C&WC bowling attack also came to nothing, as Daryl & Pat were able to pick off the runs in just 14 overs, nearly all in boundaries.  Game over by 4.30pm !

 

Our thoughts also go to the C&WC players, friends and family of their club member Nigel Swain, whose recent passing was respectfully marked by our opponents wearing black armbands.

Grasping defeat from the jaws of victory…almost

Royal Wedding, FA Cup Final, Beer & Prosecco Festival at the club, glorious weather…everything was pointing towards a great day for our 1st home league game for 3 years on 19th May.  Putting out our strongest side yet out against Eight Ash Green filled us with confidence that we should take an easy win…but we chose to do it the hard way !

EAG batted first and made slow progress (45-2 after 20 overs) but then cut loose with some of our more wayward bowling.  Mo starred with the ball with 4 wickets, and we were set the target of 176 to win.

Torquil & Daryl started well but after they both departed, Chintesh & Pat then put on 90 to take us to 145-2.  Victory beckoned with 10 overs to go, so a collapse was needed to give the watching crowds a little concern, and a collapse is what they got !  Well done to Jon for smashing the winning boundary after we’d lost 4 wickets for 0 runs and seemed on the cusp of throwing it all away.

 

Another Washout

Despite travelling over to West Mersea with a full-strength team, the weather once more denied several of us our first cricket of the season.  With respect to the oppo (they did give us an early tea after all) their pitch would have given 30 rugby players cause for concern, so us delicate cricket players chose to go watch the IPL instead.

Unfortunate that for the 2nd time in 3 weeks, we travelled all the way not to even get changed, but here’s hoping that we’ve now seen our share of matches called off for the 1st half of the season.  Next week (19th May) 1st home league match for 3 years !  & a Beer Festival !!

Reality strikes at Maldon Prom

Where do I start with this game! After the Long Melford no show and Witham washout we arrived at Maldon for our first game back in the league.  A team of 9 cricketers and a enthusiastic first timer waited in the shade to watch the skipper win the toss and choose to bowl on a very green wicket. Harry Porcher and Mo Wahid opened the bowling and kept it tight with both taking early wickets. Mo finishing with 3-23!  After a minor incident, which I have now realised is why you stop the ball with your hands and not your head!, Maldon scored 171-7 and we went into the tea break optimistic.

Colne’s openers strode out to the crease and after a few scares made it to 60-0 after helping themselves to some wayward bowling. Daryl Sleeman was first to depart after missing a straight ball which he says didn’t bounce, rapidly followed by Torquil, then followed by a dramatic batting collapse by the remaining fit players.  Colne all out for 78, and more batting practice clearly needed.
All in all an enjoyable day out at the promenade and a fantastic tea but improvement needed on the pitch.

They came, they saw, & still it rained

It rained all day Thursday, it rained all day Friday, it rained most of Saturday morning…but we were assured that Witham’s 2nd pitch would be like Eden Gardens in a drought.

So despite dropping two star names from the team (Darren discovering that one week is not enough to recover from an eye operation !) and gambling that 10 players would be enough, we watched the drizzle for a while then jointly agreed with the oppo that any form of game was going to ruin the square.

Many thanks to the former players* who returned for a one-off (Tony & Ketan) and to all for making a fruitless trip. Better luck next week at Maldon !

* all properly registered with the league, no shenanigans here

Archive Reports

 

Colne kicked off their first match of 2015 with a friendly against Kirby on Sunday the 19th of April.  New casuals skipper Tom Bosworth proved his worth by snatching a closely contested victory!

Conditions were cold and overcast, Colne lost the toss and were put into bat.  Daryl Sleeman and new member Akshay opened.  Managed to see out all 40 overs posting a score of 183 for Kriby to chase.  Most notable George Cranfield batted superbly with a 54 not out.  After lunch Colne went into the field.  Kirby looked resilient for the majority of the overs, but in the last 10 overs wickets began to fall and Colne bowled them all out for 154.

 

 

Under thundery skys, Colne are made to sweat

On Sunday 20th, after a lengthy playing layoff & under a thundery sky that failed to deliver any rain, league-leaders Witham came to town, determined to achieve the ‘double’ over us.

Stand-in Colne skipper Joe Smith chose to bat first, on the basis that we didn’t have a full team@ 1pm to take the field & he would have been opening the bowling.  So Dan Grice & Archie Wilkinson were sent in & saw out of the first hostile 10 overs with ease, keeping the scoreboard grinding over as they reached 25 without loss.  Archie’s intent not to score too heavily this season continued despite some elegant strokeplay.  Chintesh soon followed back to the pavilion, also unable to cope with Witham’s pacy first-change bowler.  Dan was next out for a solid 20, no need for a reminder how that happened (but she is a very talented left-arm 15 year-old)

Late arriver Angus Wardle was undone by the variety being lobbed down from the top end, & this bought together the partnership the crowds had all wanted to see, the Pietersen / Flintoff effect that swelled the numbers around the boundary to a season high, Will Dunn & Pat Kerry.  However, as so often this year, disappointment was never too far away, as Will chose to be bowled by the spinner Sambrook on one of his favourite numbers, 13.  Pat followed soon after for 20 in the same manner, although the non-Golf Open-watching crowd were treated to a few lusty blows over the boundary.  Joss Wilkinson came & went, reminding us what potential there is, but maybe the recent memory of having triggered Archie lbw was playing on his mind.

With a total score of sub-100 looking ever more likely, we needed a saviour.  Enter Khetan Patel, so often that saviour this season. With some sensible support play from Joe, Tom Bosworth, & finally Ben Mason, Khetan’s 44 was key in our eventually reaching 144 all out.  An interesting stat that had us all startled was that everyone contributed with the bat, no ducks at all.

After an excellent tea, Colne took to the field, pent up with aggression & laced with intent.  Or was that the pork pie ?  After seeing their eye in slowly for a few overs, Witham then showed their intent to get the game over before the threatened storms arrived, merrily blazing away at over 8 an over.  The match ball was soon lost one bounce in the tennis courts & off down Station Road.  No bowlers were spared some harsh treatment, although Ben picked up a couple of deserved wickets. 

Joe Smith then attempted to cover up his own wicketless performance, by bringing on the part timers of Dunn & the Wilkinson Bros.  Archie produced a pearler to deceive the Witham skipper, expertly stumped by Dan.  Will bowled an over of variation spin that had us all gasping, & then Joss was given the minor task of taking the remaining 7 wickets & not giving away more than 5 runs.

Congratulations to Witham on the win therefore & to their opener, Turner, in scoring a chanceless 100.  They will no doubt go on to face better challenges in a higher division next season, whilst Colne need to re-group & re-discover the mojo that underpinned our 2013 successes.  With 5 league games to go, matters are heating up @ the wrong end of Div 2.

Poor batting at Eight Ash Green

A poor batting performance from Colne saw us limp to just 128 all out with overs to spare.

A very competent looking Eight Ash Green batting line-up took readily to their task, but Oakers managed to nip out three of the top order before 50 was on the board.  But they continue to score, passing the 100 mark with just four wickets down.  And at 122-4 we looked dead and buried.  But When Chintesh is bowling anything can happen – a double wicket maiden brought some slight panic to the EAG ranks, and another wicket maiden bowled by Smiffy made things even more interesting.  122 -7.  Could we nip out three more???

 

No – the next two balls went for six runs and we lost by 3 wickets.

 

Eight Ash Green 20 points.  Earls Colne 5 points.

 

 

defeat against Boxted

On a lovely warm day we were put in to bat on a slow track.  By 30 overs we were 120 – 4 with a large target in sight.  But wickets fell regularly and we limped to 156 all out in the 42nd over.

 

Boxted started cautiously against good tight bowling from Smith and Oakley.  But slowly they chipped away.  We managed to take five wickets but they crossed the line in the 42nd over in a very well marshalled run chase.

 

Earls Colne 156 all out.  Boxted 157 -5.

Boxted 20 points, Earls Colne 5 points